With surfing becoming a multi billion dollar industry there is no reason to believe that the use of steroids isn’t happening on the World Championship series. Neco Padaratz was caught a few years ago and was suspended for a year, so is it still happening now? For years sportsman have been doing it and getting away with it and now it has come to my attention that Adriano and Parko could be two of many surfers on tour taking advantage of steroids. Joel trains harder then anyone and is not willing to leave anything to chance. Adriano on the other hand has all of a sudden started surfing out of his skin with more power and energy then ever and a source revealed to me that he had radical acne of the back aka Backne at the last event. This is one of the common side effects of using steroids as well as Roid Rage and we all know De Souza has been claiming more waves and amping harder then ever this year.
A sportsman like Tiger Woods is a prime example of someone that has been taking steroids for years and getting away with it (as well as banging white chicks). Since the start of his carreer he has gained more then 50 pounds to his frame and becoming increasingly stiff in the process, Hugely affecting his swing. Another athlete is Kelly Slater, no one can put a finger on how he is still the best surfer alive at 39 and has managed to keep his body in shape with out any evidence of having a training regime.
Maybe the asp needs to start doing the random drug tests more often through out the year but we all know the surf company’s would never let this happen. If they wont DoomasRumors will be going around looking for baby dicks from steroid abuse…
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Honestly, never quite thought you were on it Dooma until recently. Your blog is seriously one of the only one’s out there that I really enjoy. Fackin A man! I like how you poke fun at the steriod topic, with a subtle yet serious undertone.
D’s got talent …
these words they are for the fight of your living man. you accuse my bro adriano is to tell me I use the steroid. is the same thing man. for this is fighting for sure. in our country is not bad this steroid and we don’t get the hammarroid from this. only our womens get this from the big night. soon you will know brazil is champion of surfing and dick too. is hurting to find out this truth.
Haha, a little to sensitive there mr pupo? Maybe you are displaying some roid rage esp at the topic of a small penis? Haha busted…..
” soon you will know brazil is champion of surfing and dick too”
So am I reading this right? brazillian surfers rides dicks as well as they ride waves ?
Dude, you must have balls of steel to publish this. I agree with Malcom about the freshness of the content, I just hope you have some evidence to substantiate you allegations!
Dude,
Are u serious? Are u sure about those issues? Do u have proves?
Anyway, as far as I know both Adriano and Parko are addict of power tranning, even more than Slater….
Be carefful, dude.
lol what does this mean?
Brazzos have zero sense of humor which is why this troll will never die.
Keep looking out for baby dicks,perhaps that’s what you are looking for…idiot!
Easy now bru’s .. thats why its called “Rumours ” ..y’all lost your sense of humour ?
Im sure Joel thinks its funny ..wake up !
Im just not that sure that Joel would find this that funny. Its supposed to be tongue in cheek, sure, but no professional athlete wants that stigma of steroids attached to their name in any way, shape or form. Even it is just a rumour…
Hey mike check this out.
http://twitter.com/#!/joelparko
Its a joke its surfing not cycling where it makes a huge difference steroids dont give you a nice style and teach you to do airs.
Ok, fair enough. Just sayin though…
Anyone who takes this website too seriously should consider killing themselves up. If you don’t see the humor in this post you are in fact #battling an uphill struggle with your life, or you just don’t know English well enough to form an opinion on this.
Everything that is on this website is 100% fact and should be taken very seriously.
i agree brazzos have no sense of humor. thats why all the angry comments are brazzos! haha fuckin brazzos…. rolling my eyes
Stop saying Brazzos please
Love your work!
Dooma has my backing against any of these brazzo’s who get out of hand.
Fukin all time, bru! read joel’s tweet, what a legend! To the idiots who don’t get it; surf, smile and have a beer. Life is good and with it, you’ll evolve. Just try your best.
OOoohhhhschit, I have those same speedos Park1, but I sewed in the beavertail poop-pouche for speedy deposits in the line-up. Who wants a link?
hahaha i sincerely doubt that was miguel…i have never known miguel to say something like this, although surfing is a serious sport…its a lifestyle, which includes taking every day as it comes and i would bet my grave that joel would love this shit, yeah dooma speak what u think…thats why all of us are addicted to ur blog…p.s come to dbn…its been a while.
omg where’s the sense of humor with these other guys? i’m also brazilian but just can’t believe this guys thought this post is true hahahaha i agree with jimmicane, probably they don’t know english well enough… and for sure that comment is not from Miguel Pupo.
are you people on your first day on earth who are taking this seriously? wake up. this is hilarious.
This type of sarcasm can’t be 100% figured out by non-english people. That’s why brazzos are so mad, they can’t realize the ironism on it.
But we do have sense humour, for sure.
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Ae brasileirada, antes de postar comentários idiotas, percebam que é um artigo irônico. Não é uma denúncia.
Abraços!!
PED’d will give any athlete a benefit. Especially in recovery, but also in strength and explosiveness. Neco got rolled for them supposedly for knee recovery but he tested positive. When hundred’s of thousands are on the line, you know your career has the shelf life of an hour glass, your gonna push boundaries.
I see the tongue and cheek but at the highest level of competing in any sport I wouldnt discount anything.
I say make it all legal let them do what they like….
Plus fresh acne on 25 year olds is weird lol
The pictures are classic. Good to see that parko could see the humor in this on his twitter
Hahaha this is too good, Adriano goes hard im sure if not steriods then alot of creatine, heavy weights and hard boiled eggs, the aggression is too much, i’d punch myself as hard as I fucking could if I claimed a wave that consisted of two turns. Kelly however I highly doubt it, people seem to forget that event though he is the oldest, he was also the youngest to win a world title (with a few in between), he doesnt need steriods to be special, and hes too chilled and well spoken to have that in his system.
Love this blog, so funny keep it up!
if parko is using steroids…what kind? can i buy them from amazon? so i can rip my waves here in charleston s.c. like sparko!
STERIODS ARE SICK. Oh ya and don’t forget about Jordy Smith seriously he for sure uses steroids.
It amazes me how people continue to use steroids with all the negative effects it has. This whole roids rage thing is really getting out of control and is down right scary.