According to crazed fan “Kelly Slater hates milk drinkers”

Here is a little back story about this email. Some maniac from Florida got hold of Kelly’s email and sent him a couple really rude and disturbing emails. Kelly responded once or twice and the guy stopped. Fast forward 8 months or so and Kelly tweets about the effects milk has on our bodies. Then the night before the Bells event is set to start Kelly receives this email from Gabe. Its really entertaining and Kelly thought it would be perfect for DoomasRumors. I hope you enjoy and I hope milk doesn’t have this effect on your body. Thanks to Kelly for the email and for being such a good sport.

Dooma

7 Responses to According to crazed fan “Kelly Slater hates milk drinkers”

  1. Alles Klar says:

    If you must have milk… get it from a goat, coconut or your ladies teet. If you’re hung up on cows make it raw. Just don’t get caught crossing state lines or you run the risk of havin the fedz on your ass as if the white you are now be prosecuted over was in kilos instead of liquid liters :) Check it!
    http://www.naturalnews.com/035000_Amish_farmers_raw_milk_feds.html

  2. Dustin says:

    Love it bru when ya back in the homelands,
    were in the world are ya

  3. Travis Head says:

    Damo that’s the funniest thing ever bru. That oke can’t be for real

  4. donniedarko says:

    wtf LOL by the way almond milk is where is at foolios… “if you dont man up with me” hahahaaaaa

  5. El_Bodhisattva says:

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  6. markoparko says:

    i feel better too without milk, it was the cause of lot of air in my belly so i had to fart a lot, and my skin and my air were so greasy.
    try a month and just see.
    but i still enjoy cheese.

  7. Well not only is Slater and awesome surfer hes in the know about the effects of milk! I didnt even realize! I do like milk in my coffee, guess its a form of smoking for me! Its bad, but i still do it. lol

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